==Top Village Quotes==

"Early is on time, on time is late, and late is really really late."

"I'm the Bishop, not the answering machine."

"Do you know what an idiot is? An idiot is a stupid person."

"Where was Andrew? Maybe he was fishing. Too bad for him."

"If you invite your best friend to your wedding, you're marrying the wrong person."

"Through Christ we are always together."

"We can do all things through Christ who strengthens us...I mean we could."

"Ma ma hoo hoo"

"Haha floor is bed."

"What if the basketball courts are on fire?"

"Modest is Hottest."