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It has been recorded that with the aide of the Wookie population on the planet Varga,
The Old Believers were able to launch a wide scale attach on the Death Star.
Although their forces sustained major causalties,
they were able to enter the Death Star and and defeat the Empire.
Darth Vader was taken hostage, and in some ancient documents
he has been recoreded as saying, "Shit... I didn't see that coming...".
Later documentation has shown that he was executed using the gruesome
"Nerf Gun Squad" style.
With the Empire in ruins the Old Believers, aided by their allies;
The Wookies, Lego people from the planet Narggg, Sitting Bull,
And MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving), they were able to harness
the power of the Star Forge and continue with their quest for world domination.
In an indepth interview with the leader of the Old Believers,
Tone, said, "CLOWN ON THEM!!" and promply vomitted to show how serious he was.
The End
Across Russia, millions of impoverished and poorly educated farm workers, celibates in remote communities, and local [[church]] leaders with little responsibility, dared to rise up and declare that what they believed and how they believed was no one's matter but their own -- that belief was a matter of conviction, not legislation. They dared, at the price of their lives, to challenge Moscow, Constantinople, and whatever civil authorities or means of repression would fall upon them.
==Early Old Believers==
Many other Old Believer groups exist, some with teachings and practices that have even less in common with those of the [[Orthodox Church]], even straying into heresy.
==The Price of Conviction==