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− | GNAA RESEARCH UNVEILS STARTLING DISCOVERY<br />
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− | <b>GNAA RESEARCH UNVEILS STARTLING DISCOVERY</b><br />
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− | <p><i>Gay Nigger Research Laboratories, Kristiansand, Norway</i> - Today, on
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− | Adolf Hitler's birthday, the top secret Gay Nigger Research Laboratories have
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− | announced a startling discovery that will shake the world.</p>
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− | <p>A video recording was recovered from an abandoned Nazi bunker on the
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− | outskirts of Kristiansand (now home to the GNRL), depicting Nazi party leaders
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− | Heinrich Himmler, Hermann Göring and Adolf Hitler. Something was truly
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− | remarkable about this video however; on it, <b>Adolf Hilter is clearly a man
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− | of African descent</b>. After the discovery, the GNAA funded a thorough
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− | investigation. Two more videos were recovered, along with many photographs,
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− | which back up the original findings that Hitler was a nigger. Also, analysis
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− | of previously published video footage of the Führer was shown to be clearly
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− | tampered with. How anyone failed to notice this before now is beyond our
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− | comprehension. No-one else than a trained Jew and his companions could have
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− | managed to trick the world for sixty years with these simple lies.</p>
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− | <p>But now the GNAA has come to the rescue.</p>
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− | <p>We have revealed the Zionist lies about Führer und Reichskanzler Adolf
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− | Hitler, the lies that make him so hated. Hitler was not a white supremacist
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− | or a tyrant. He was a nigger, fighting for the freedom of all people, all
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− | races, and all religions (Jews are considered to be neither human or a
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− | legitimate religion.) The world should be thankful for the top secret
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− | gay nigger research that has been conducted to reveal this and we encourage
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− | everyone, everywhere, to Heil Hitler on his birthday.</p>
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− | <p>In light of this discovery, several Jew agents were discovered rooted deep
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− | within the GNAA hierarchy. These filthy spies, apparently working from a
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− | secret location in London, England, have attempted to make the GNAA a harsh
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− | place to stay. They have randomly attacked GNAA members using cowardly tactics
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− | in an attempt to stop this important research being published. We will not be
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− | swayed however. We will be strong and united. Together we can fight
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− | international judaism and end the oppression of gay niggers everywhere.</p>
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− | <b>About Adolf Hitler</b><br />
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− | <p>Born on April 20th, 1889, Adolf Hitler was the leader of the National Army
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− | of Zionist Incarceration, who's primary objective was to imprison and
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− | eliminate as many Jews as possible. His Nazi movement gained prominance all
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− | over Europe, and he succeeded in eliminating millions of Jew parasites from
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− | the face of the planet. Unfortunately, he could not get the smell of cindered
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− | Jew flesh out of his hair, and took his own life in disgust on April 30th,
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− | 1945.</p>
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− | <br />
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− | <b>About Jews</b><br />
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− | <p>Jews are a pungent smelling form of rat, which through evolution over many
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− | years have obtained the ability to speak. These disgusting creatures now
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− | wander around our great societies, stealing and lying as much as they can.
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− | London, England is widely known by its' nickname "The International Capital
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− | of Zionism", due to the large concentration of Jews found there. Notably,
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− | well known Jew Winston Churchill had his base of operations in London during
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− | World War II, and he spearheaded the Jewish offensive against the Nazi
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− | movement. (A quick geneanalysis suggests dcom may be related to Winston
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− | Churchill, but this may be the result of inbreeding with Londoners, who are
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− | predominantly of Jewish heritage.)</p>
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− | <br />
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− | <b>About GNAA</b>:<br />
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− | <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the first
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− | organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
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− | common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.<br />
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− | Are you <a href="http://klerck.org/spin.gif"><b>GAY</b></a>?<br />
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− | Are you a <a href="http://www.mugshots.org/sports/oj-simpson.jpg"><b>NIGGER</b></a>?<br />
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− | Are you a <a href="http://www.gay-sex-access.com/gay-black-sex.jpg"><b>GAY NIGGER</b></a>?<br />
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− | If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER
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− | ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) might be exactly what you've been looking for!<br />
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− | Join <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) today, and enjoy
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− | all the benefits of being a full-time <b>GNAA</b> member.<br />
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− | <b>GNAA</b> (<i>GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i>) is the fastest-growing
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− | GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
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− | America and the World! You, too, can be a part of <b>GNAA</b> if you join
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− | today!<br />
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− | <br />
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− | Why not? It's quick and easy - <b>only 3 simple steps!</b><br />
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− | <ul>
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− | <li>First, you have to obtain a copy of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0274518"><i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE</i></a> and watch it. You can <a href="http://pepper.idge.net/gnaa/gnfos_dr.torrent">download the movie</a> (~130mb) using BitTorrent.</li>
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− | <li>Second, you need to succeed in posting a <b>GNAA</b> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Post"><i>First Post</i></a> on <a href="http://slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, a popular "news for trolls" website.</li>
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− | <li>Third, you need to join the official <b>GNAA</b> irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.</li>
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− | </ul>
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− | Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to <b>sign up
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− | today</b>! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
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− | links to your successful <i>First Post</i>, and you <b>will</b> be tested on
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− | your knowledge of <i>GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE</i>.<br />
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− | If you are having trouble locating <b>#GNAA</b>, the official <i>GAY NIGGER
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− | ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA</i> irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
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− | The correct network is <b>NiggerNET</b>, and you can connect to
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− | <b>irc.gnaa.us</b> as our official server. Follow <a href="irc://irc.gnaa.us/gnaa">this link</a> if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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− | If you have <b>mod points</b> and would like to support <b>GNAA</b>, please <b>moderate this post up</b>.<br />
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